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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I know corny but have you ever stopped and listened to yourself??? we ask the dumbest questions! And... we get ticked when people ask us those same dumb questions. When my daughter was a teenager... need I say more... and I would ask "Where you going? Who you going with? Be home on time." She would always ask me "Are you writing a book? And what time is on time?" Now she knew what time she was to be home but for some reason she could remember everything but that! And the book part, well I think I might. Do you think it would freak her if I wrote about all the things I know she did and then talk to friends and find out what I didn't know....hummm...wonder if she reads this if she'll ask "Are you writing a book?"

Here are a few more questions to ask if you want to drive someone crazy,

Funny Stupid Questions to Ask People

•What happens when you get 'half scared to death' twice?
•Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
•If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
•It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
•Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
•If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
•If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
•If work is so terrific, how come you get paid for it?
•If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
•Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
•Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
•Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
•If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
•Why aren't blueberries blue?
•Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?

Stupid Questions to Ask Someone

•Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
•Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
•What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?
•Can we spell creativity however we want?
•Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
•Why don't you ever see ads for advertising companies?
•Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
•If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
•Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?

Stupid Questions to Ask Your Friends

•If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
•You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
•Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
•Why do all the superheroes wear underpants on the outside?
•Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
•Why doesn't the armpit hair have split ends?
•If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
•Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
•If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

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